Don’t Buy: Vampire-Chick-Werewolf Love Triangles
Do you know what
is dominating the Barnes and Noble top ten bestseller list right now? Besides the How I Met Your Mother photo book. The four novels in Stephenie Meyer’s vampire love series, as well as their special editions. Scuse me—not just vampires, but the saga rests on a human-vampire-werewolf love triangle in the Pacific Northwest. Fans are either pro-Edgar (vamp) or pro-Jacob (wolf). Hey, which one are you? Leave a comment! Comment me back!
Did sexy vampires start in the Buffy movie? Which one would be the vampire, Serena or Blair, Nate or Chuck? Remember that awesome Paris Je t’aime vignette? O, to get lost in a book!
I hope the manga has a good shot of Bella’s pulsating thighs as she reaches for the hatchet. Wouldn’t it be more interesting to explore the awkwardness of being “on” and “off” with these guys based on their outstanding charges for murder? Until it’s awkies, I don’t buy it.
Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day:
Renee: “Alice wouldn’t let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out.”
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Um… I didn’t read the books, oddly enough, but hooray for a GG reference. And to that, my answer is Blair, evil, and Nate, because he’s so boring.. there needs to be something “cool” about him.
…There’s a How I Met Your Mother book!?
I used to let the 7 year old I babysat read “Twilight” every time I took her to Borders. I had no idea what it was about. Then I read about it online and realized it was about a girl having sex with a vampire. Oops.
My GG-vampire vote goes for Chuck…his scarf is clearly to hide the bite marks.
I’ve read these books, and personally, I love them. I’ve never been into the whole vampire thing, period. And before anyone gets into the “people who read vampire books” stereotype, I’d like to say that a) no, I am not goth, and b) I don’t WANT to be a vampire and/or have him/her suck my blood. To Alli, above: Twilight is NOT about a girl having sex with a vampire. In fact, sex is not mentioned at all in Twilight itself(unless you count a rather obscure roundabout reference), and they never go farther than a few kisses. The sex only really comes into the picture in the third book, and in the fourth, any actual description is tastefully avoided. Sure, these books are about werewolves, vampires, and the like. Sure, it looks at first glance to be the stereotypical hot vampire romance. But really, it’s not. There’s no gothic themes, no cobwebs or coffins anywhere in sight. If you boiled it down, you’d get an epic romance, much like Jane Austen or other romance novels. Just defending my opinion, here. I respect all your opinions, you are free to like them or not, but PLEASE, if you’re going to do write something, at least spell his name right. It’s EDWARD, not Edgar.
edward! edward.
I literally despise you chick…im going to track you down and kill you…first of all his name is EDWARD…FREAKING EDWARD! Second of all buffy sucks…third of all anyone who is thinking about buying the twilight series do not listen to this chick..she is evil.EVIL!
plz don’t kill me
Don’t Buy: Killing Caroline.
Tis overrated. If I’m gonna read about creatures that don’t exist like Vampires and Werewolfs, it’s gonna have some REAL violence. Not love. To sooth my Vampire needs: Cirque Du Freak. To sooth my demon/werewolf/I NEED VIOLENCE needs: Demonata.
Demonata owns all. Go violence!
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