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Buy: Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama is not Condoleezza Rice.

I just thought I’d get that out of the way, because I know a lot of you will say they have the same haircut.

NOT TRUE! Michelle’s hair was all kinds of did last night at the Democratic National Convention. I’ve never seen such sheen radiate from Condoleezza’s do.

I mean, damn. This girl got it goin on. She reminds me of Jackie O, but like way smarter. And a much better speaker. Am I right? And she doesn’t feel like she needs to tone it down in order to fit in for anyone. Lowest Common Denominator be damned!

See, the reason I buy Michelle Obama is because she’s managed to do a lot with her life aside from just marrying a senator. (Ahem Cindy McCain) Michelle was Vice President of something or other at the University of Chicago. She went to Princeton and Harvard. She has a sarcastic sense of humor. She kept it real all these years, and I feel like she can teach America a lot about keeping it real as well. Plus, I feel like her first lady cookie recipe will be SO MUCH BETTER than that other blonde bimbo!

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One Comment, Comment or Ping

  1. Sara
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    Aug 27th, 2008

    1. She’s still gotta loosen up.
    2. What do first lady’s have to do with anything?

    And.. i’m think i’d prefer Bill Clinton as a first lady. Just because gender switcheroo’s are funny.

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