Don’t Buy: Animal Sexuality
I love Orangina. It’s my favorite beverage not named ‘Pineapple Juice.’ That said, look at their new advert and tell me it doesn’t creep the shit out of you:
As child advocate Claude Knights told The Telegraph:
The almost sinister portrayal of animals in an animation style filled with sexual innuendo leads to very mixed and confused messages.
You can say that again, Claude. Please advertisers, a list of things I never want to see again:
-Deer in bikinis
-Flamingos pole-dancing
-Grizzly bears with codpieces
-Panda bears with jiggling breasts
-Squids giving lapdances
-Bunnies being ejaculated upon
UPDATE: Watching the ‘Making Of’ video does not make it any less confusing
[Hattip: GroundReport]








8 Comments, Comment or Ping
I used to associate Orangina with my childhood…
Yiff in hell furfags!
Eh, it’s their approach to combating the “Wanta” Fanta Girls. Oh the French.

or not..
What the FUCK? Who is their target audience?
Their audience = zoo animals who can’t find Pimp Juice for sale anywhere.
LOL! Never thought I’d see that…
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