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Don’t Buy: Animal Sexuality

I love Orangina. It’s my favorite beverage not named ‘Pineapple Juice.’ That said, look at their new advert and tell me it doesn’t creep the shit out of you:

As child advocate Claude Knights told The Telegraph:

The almost sinister portrayal of animals in an animation style filled with sexual innuendo leads to very mixed and confused messages.

You can say that again, Claude. Please advertisers, a list of things I never want to see again:

-Deer in bikinis

-Flamingos pole-dancing

-Grizzly bears with codpieces

-Panda bears with jiggling breasts

-Squids giving lapdances

-Bunnies being ejaculated upon

UPDATE: Watching the ‘Making Of’ video does not make it any less confusing

[Hattip: GroundReport]

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anthony
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    Aug 28th, 2008

    I used to associate Orangina with my childhood…

  2. Ryan
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    Aug 28th, 2008

    Yiff in hell furfags!

  3. Sara
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    Aug 28th, 2008

    Eh, it’s their approach to combating the “Wanta” Fanta Girls. Oh the French.
    Fanta GIrls

    or not..

  4. Alli
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    Aug 28th, 2008

    What the FUCK? Who is their target audience?

  5. Anthony
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    Aug 30th, 2008

    Their audience = zoo animals who can’t find Pimp Juice for sale anywhere.

  6. Stark
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    Sep 9th, 2008

    LOL! Never thought I’d see that…

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