Buy Or Don’t Buy

Hop on your hoverboards, the future is here! Thank you Best Buy, for saving me from a lifetime of 20th century technology. And at such great prices, too. How did I hear about the sale? Oh, your nifty little ‘hologram’ in the hallway lured me in.

Best Buy, WTF. First of all, this thing isn’t even a hologram. It’s a piece of Plexiglas with some fancytime coating on it. Second of all, it’s probably the gayest fake hologram I’ve ever seen. Try to move your elbows hologuy. Oh wait, you can’t. You’re not cut out for it. Literally.

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I understand that times are tough. People don’t have the kind of expendable income to spend on useless gadgets and non-pirated media. But I don’t really need to hear your sales pitch from the hallway, as I’m waking past your store. But by all means, give me a call when you figure out how to produce a REAL hologram. I might write another post about it.