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Cathy en Espanol es hilarente, ¿no? Cathy habla de comida:

Y habla acerce de ¡AAC!:

Acerca de su tamaño de zapatos:

De zapatos un más:

¡No clue:

¡¡¡¡Cathy no puede perder!!!! ¡Dé gracias a dios para Cathy Guisewite!
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I realize it’s bold to completely dismiss an entire geographical area. Only Park Slope is not so much geographical, as it is a land mine, and not so much an area, as it is a suicide inducer. Here are (the starting) reasons that warrant the place (besides my hometown) worthy of such a diss:

Issue [...]

Ich habe excitement for TAKEOVER BAM tomorrow night. TAKEOVER is an adult lock-in at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. They play movies all night in the four theaters, with each theater having a different theme. This year: “Up All Night in 1985″ (kicking off with highlighted movie trailers from my birth year, seguing into the [...]

It’s totally hot right now to hate on Katherine Heigl, and I gotta be honest, I’m not breaking the mold here - I, too, feel disproportionate hatred towards the most successful alum of my 8th grade self’s favorite WB show.  She’s an ungrateful hypocrite who rudely dissed the (admittedly bad) writers of her own tv [...]

Shit like this tends to rekindle my respect for fading talk show hosts. Apparently John McCain had to ’suspend’ his appearance on the David Letterman show to, like, get vulnerable with Katie Couric about the economy. Needless to say, Letterman’s reaction is an instant classic, and may be the final nail in the [...]

Hey losers, guess what?  It’s National Singles Week. That’s right, now you actually have an excuse for being a pathetic human being no one could possibly love. (Psha, like you needed one)
Just ask me. I’m totally, irrevocably single for life. There was a time when that bothered me, but I got over [...]

Mr. Breakfast defines a continental breakfast as

A light breakfast that may include a selection of coffees, teas, juices, fruits, toast, breakfast cereals and assorted pastries. The presence of meat is a primary distinguishing factor between a “regular” breakfast and a continental one. A continental breakfast will never includes meat. [ed's note: :(, both [...]

Apparently, there are these gentlemen who sit on a bench and hold up numbered signs (1-10) when women walk past. They are scoring them. That is hilarious. (Kinda weird, but mostly fun!)
Granted, if I was one of the women walking through Madison Square Park, I might have cried first, then thought it was funny. [...]

Sparks, for those who unfortunately are not familiar with the brightly colored canned beverage, is a mix of caffeine and alcohol produced by MillerCoors. And its been the alternative to PBR for hipster drink.
This post was gonna be a “buy” about MillerCoor’s plans to create and produce a newer version of Sparks dubbed Sparks RED. [...]

So some big (kinda) news yesterday - that internet hacker protest group thingy “Anonymous” hacked into Sarah Palin’s Yahoo e-mail account and posted the files of a bunch of private e-mails.
Anonymous is already a vaguely well-known group because earlier this year they staged all these anti-Scientology protests and wore masks and shit. And while [...]