Buy: Governor David Paterson
I think Governor David Paterson is a pretty cool guy. He never asked to be governor of the great state of New York, but somehow found himself there anyway. Everyone was a little nervous at first, wondering what kind of administration Paterson would run, but he’s already proven that he’s clearly better than the last governor. We all have Elliot Spitzer’s roaming dick to thank for thrusting him upon us! (See: prostitution scandal)
David Paterson is so cool, I can’t even describe it. My best hope is to line up some good evidence and let you discover for yourself. More after the jump.
This video is CLASSIC Governor Paterson. He gives a shout out to John Waters (who directed crazy cult movies about sexual deviants), talks about some gay people, and whatever. Adorable.
And then makes Jewish jokes after getting sworn in
MARIJUANA AND COCAINE FUCK YES!
David Paterson is governor of my heart forever.
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David Paterson’s first act as Governor was to tell everyone about his extramarital affairs. +1!
I’m not on board. What’s the deal with all these budget cuts? He should just requisition himself some testicles and raise taxes on the finance, insurance, and real estate industries.
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