Buy Or Don’t Buy

So as I type this, there are like 3 hurricanes in a row headed for America. The Westover Baptist Church people might have us believe it’s because God hates fags, or some such. But the Church of BODB believes it’s because God hates Republicans.

Three hurricanes. Three chances to bungle an evacuation and recovery plan. And then subsequently, three chances to have mildly distasteful photo ops of ‘Candidates Who Care™.’

Number one: Hannah

Our impending doom, after the jump!

She’s a cute little one. Her bark will be worse than her bite. BUT DON’T BE FOOLED. There’s still a chance our subways will flood here in good old NYC.

Number two: Ike

Was Eisenhower a Republican or a Democrat? I don’t remember. I don’t think the Gulf Coast States will be voting for Ike this time around.

Number three: Josephine

Don’t laugh. This could be serious.