Buy Or Don’t Buy

Ok all of you. We’ve got a bit of catching up to do here at BODB headquarters. Though we’ve managed to hit an all new traffic high yesterday, we can’t even celebrate because there are vast wastelands of fail in our American saturation map. We must ask ourselves why there are still unreached corners of our great country that have not yet registered their hopes and fears, approvals and disapprovals into binary categories of buy or don’t buy. Do you not get internet in Wyoming? When an episode of Gossip Girls airs, do you not wish to comment, Dakotas? Alaska, did not our coverage of the Sara Palin controversy satiate your desire for apt internet punditry and crude stereotypical jokes at your expense? When the Olympics airs in Idaho, do you not raise your fists to the heavens shouting why? Have you no Best Buy Holograms in the great state of Maine?

I’ve taken a moment to extend a hand to these great bleak commonwealths of no page views. I know we don’t spend enough time discussing the pros and cons of John Deere vs. New Holland tractors. Or which engine block warmers outperform the competition (North Dakota, I’m looking in your direction.) Maine, I have a few good lobster bisque recipes! I’d love to share them with you. Can’t a blogger dream? I have a hope that one day BODB will be greeted with open arms by all 50 states. (Fuck off Puerto Rico/Guam) A hope that we don’t have to toil under the classifications of BODB states and non-BODB states. That we can one day be a UNITED BODB states. It’s our national destiny. I mean, people are reading this blog in fucking Iran already. Get with the program, New Hampshire.

EDIT!:  We now have all 50 states, thank you very much.  Also, I suppose Puerto Rico and Guam are welcome to the party as well.