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Don’t Buy: Misuse of Green

Kermit the frog is green.
No, that does not mean he is recyclable nor does he recycle, he is simply green.
I am sick and tired of having to clarify what I mean when I say green. It’s a color. I use the word when I refer to color. When I say green, I mean Green as [...]

Buy: Citizens’ Arrests

So, if I have the story correct, I think the guy on the ground attempted to rob one of the baggy t-shirt dudes in this video with a tiny little razor as his weapon.  In the middle of the day.  In Brooklyn.
Everyone around was all “NO FUCK THAT” and ran to intervene.  They surrounded the [...]

Don’t Buy: Our Economy is Fucked

So I was having a conversation over drinks (as all of my conversations tend to go) and the topic got around to why our economy is fucked. I mean, this is a pretty big conversation, so it took a few rounds to sort out. From what I can remember through my hangover is [...]

Buy: China Stickin’ It To The American Man

Mr. Chuan has resigned. Who? What? Why? Mr. Chuan was the CEO of Myspace China, a Rupert Murdoch/NewsCorp licensed name, but now he is done.
Who can blame him? 1. China is a communist country who isn’t really for the whole free speech thing. Myspace and social networks are all about free speech and creating a [...]

Don’t Buy: Politics

Before I’m burned at the retard stake, let me ask you one question: Have you ever watched a baby chick die?

My mom’s sister and brother-in-law live on a farm on the east coast of Maryland. Most of the farm’s energies used to funnel into Perdue’s skinless boneless. Our car passed rows on rows of long [...]

Buy: Governor David Paterson

I think Governor David Paterson is a pretty cool guy. He never asked to be governor of the great state of New York, but somehow found himself there anyway. Everyone was a little nervous at first, wondering what kind of administration Paterson would run, but he’s already proven that he’s clearly better than [...]

Buy: ‘Hurricane’ Hannah and her friends

So as I type this, there are like 3 hurricanes in a row headed for America. The Westover Baptist Church people might have us believe it’s because God hates fags, or some such. But the Church of BODB believes it’s because God hates Republicans.
Three hurricanes. Three chances to bungle an evacuation and [...]

Don’t Buy: Jennifer Aniston’s Comeback Attempt(s)

A bit of tv news today - Jennifer Aniston will be guest-starring on this season of one of my favorite shows ever, 30 Rock.
Dude…I hate Jennifer Aniston.  And to be honest, I can’t quite explain the levels of hate that I feel everytime I see her annoying, square-jawed face.  It could be that Friends was one [...]

Buy: Idaho, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Mississippi, New Hampshire, Maine, and Alaska

Ok all of you. We’ve got a bit of catching up to do here at BODB headquarters. Though we’ve managed to hit an all new traffic high yesterday, we can’t even celebrate because there are vast wastelands of fail in our American saturation map. We must ask ourselves why there are still [...]

Buy: Diddy, Post-Vote-Or-Die

Watch first, then discuss:

Okay, so just 4, 8, maybe even 12 years ago Diddy, aka P. Diddy (maybe he was even called “Puffy”) got young voters to think about heading to the polls with the “Vote Or Die” campaign. Those strong words were plastered all over MTV and on celebrities of caliber. He made 18-25 [...]