I usually hate birthdays. I think it’s really vain to force yourself (and guilt everyone you know) into celebrating THE arbitrary day that THE MAN says marks the anniversary of your birth. What’s up with that? One year older and closer to death - hey, let’s celebrate that! Usually I say “thanks, but no thanks.” But you know what I say this year? Fuck all that, son, It’s my birthday!
(Sad Birthday picture, courtesy of this lady’s blog. She really loves her hubby.)
Ryan Duffy wrote this article, so please don't take it too seriously. If you would like more information, you can look Ryan Duffy up on the Social Networks.
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oh F. happy birthday ry-guy. the problem with ryan is that he is really old.
Someone buy me this for my b-day
I don’t even list my birthday on facebook. (I think I’m insecure about how few wallposts I’ll get on my big day.)
I DO NOT BUY that this woman named two of her kids SAILOR and CASH. I also don’t buy parenting blogs ….
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