Buy Or Don’t Buy

This world can be some confusing sometimes. So it’s nice when someone hands you something just so simple and beautiful and confusion-FREE. Well, that someone is God (or the Big Bang, or the orbit of the Earth around the sun or whatever)! And that gift is FALL! You know when it’s here because things… FALL! Genius! Who wouldn’t like something that is what it is and labeled as such?!

When it comes to all the other seasons, you never know when they start or end or really anything else about them. Summer is just hot, but it can be hot in Spring too. And winter? It snows, but sometimes it doesn’t snow, or sometimes it snows in April, but April is in Spring. Not to mention Springtime is for Hitler. It’s really confusing!!! But Fall!? Leaves fall, apples fall, the sun falls faster at night (aka, setting), and countless other things fall.

Basically, other seasons should learn something from Fall, my favorite season, based on name alone. Winter? What? No, try “Snow-ter” and “Brrrr-ter”. Spring? eh, not good enough. How about “Flowering” or “Warm-up-ing”? And I’m not forgetting about Summer. Summer could be “Hot-Central” or  something as simple as “Sunner”. I just thought of those off the top of my head, just think of the possibilities with some time and effort?

Now, I just have to get out there and enjoy the season before “Ice-ain’t-nice-ter” sets in. (I can’t stop, I’m just making these names up as I go!) Bring on the hot apple cider and rum, bring on blazers and sweaters and bring on pumpkins!

P.S. Just ignore Autumn.
Image: Renegadegraphics.org, and Flickr