Buy Or Don’t Buy

Google must house a fountain of youth in between their ping pong table and scooter rack. My arch enemy Nick sent me the link to a new lab feature on gmail. Why are they so relevant? Why is he so relevant? A new Lab feature (under Gmail Settings) offers Mail Goggles,

When you enable Mail Goggles, it will check that you’re really sure you want to send that late night Friday email. And what better way to check than by making you solve a few simple math problems after you click send to verify you’re in the right state of mind?

By default, Mail Goggles is only active late night on the weekend as that is the time you’re most likely to need it. Once enabled, you can adjust when it’s active in the General settings.

I don’t particularly like GoogleGoggles but I like how they advertise with nothing sacred in mind. They’ve got googolplex users and they don’t give a shit what anybody thinks! If this makes no sense to you, I’m associating the word “goggles” with “beer goggles” and other derogatory & collegiate late night affairs. I also like math.

SNAKE!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Lotto is excite for Saturday’s Launch Party of the Season:

Is nothing sacred??