Don’t Buy: More Presidential Debates
Really? Really? We’re going to do this again? Everyone knows what’s going to happen already: Obama is going to win, the pundits will bust a nut over McCain, and the gap in the polls will grow another 3 points.
Can we just fucking have the election already? Obama is up in Missouri - does that register with you? Should I spell it out again? D-E-L-I-V-E-R-A-N-C-E Country. Is voting for Obama.
I don’t know how much more abstract these debates can get. The first Obama/McCain Presidential Debates devolved into a he-said/he-said back and forth over Senatorial voting records. We already had a Vice Presidential “debate speech thing” where Sarah Palin got her little talking points out for the party. What left is there to cover? I’m not buying it. You’re not buying it. I wouldn’t be surprised if no one even read this blog post. People are sick of reading about politics right now. It’s totally over. Everything is totally over today. Also, the stock market. That’s totally over too. Pack up your bags. I don’t know where I’m going with this.
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I’m cranky. Sorry.
I think Deliverance country is actually Georgia
Tonight’s debate would have been fine if the idiot audience hadn’t all asked them questions that were already asked IN THE LAST DEBATE. Like, the woman who asked Obama if he thinks we should go into Pakistan without their permission to chase down turrists: WHO DOESN’T ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION!? The reason “undecideds” are undecided is because they’re really. fucking. dumb.
p.s. I’ve had Deliverance on Netflix for like a month and still haven’t watched it!
p.p.s. I am also somewhat cranky.
Where are we going, Ryan? Can I bring my pup?
Nate, you’re right. I just needed some shit to talk about Missouri.
Alli, undecideds are just attention whores. They want everything, the whole election, about them.
Caroline. I went home.
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