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Check out the quick cuts on this guy!
On aliens and ethics:

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On puking commie lies (check out Sara the Usher in the background!):
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On a woman who hunts and fishes:

Mrrow. Kissy kissy. Gruff. Ruff, ra-RUFF, ra-rohlf. Nuzzlllz.

Sniff, sniff. Frrrrrrrraww. Ssssssss. Snapkrak.

Ca-caw! Ca-caw!! Ehhharrhh.
Rrrrrip. whimper.  Get out from under there!
If you can’t change the world, change yourself. So says Ms. Cutout Dissection.com:

Despite her legally changing the name, she said most of her family members still call her Jennifer.
“It will take me a while,” said her [...]

Every year, as the leaves on the trees start to turn a pleasant shade of orange, and the humidity of summer gives way to the crisp, fragile air of Autumn, ‘relevant’ and ‘connected’ youngsters everywhere begin to contemplate their Halloween costumes.
The goal for coming up with THE BEST Halloween costume of all times is simple:  [...]

I’m in a political mood today. The last presidential debate is today. I am volunteering from 2:30-10:30 today at the media filing center and spin-alley during the debate, so it’s only logical for me to post about politics. So here ya go: Another reason to vote for Obama.

We’ll there is the mentality to vote for [...]

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MSNBC has an article on its web site with the headline “Kenya’s elephants send text messages“. It’s not what you think.

[An animal-right's group] placed a mobile phone SIM card in Kimani’s collar, then set up a virtual “geofence” using a global positioning system that mirrored the conservatory’s boundaries. Whenever Kimani approaches the virtual fence, his [...]

Why do you say “God Bless You” after someone sneezes? Or some other iteration of the phrase, possibly in another language? Do you even? Can you recall ever hoping that (whichever) God really does bless the person?
This is something that has bugged me (and others I’ve asked about) for a long time. It is my [...]

What a painful situation. You log into facebook one bright morning to find one of your friends has uploaded and tagged some photos of you. If you’re like me (painfully self aware) you instantly get pangs of paranoia. My immediate reaction goes something like this:
“OH MY GOD THAT IS A HORRIBLE PICTURE [...]

Normally, I avoid the top 40 radio stations and hits. But occasionally, I hear about these rock and pop stars through tabloids and other ridiculousness. And although some news and celebrities don’t really bother me, i.e. Britney Spears. (I’m not from the church of “leave Britney alone” or anything but because she’s in constantly unfunny [...]