Buy Or Don’t Buy

Sometimes I think things just happen to amuse me. For example, Joaquin Phoenix.

We all remember how he quit acting. His reasoning was to pursue a music career. Amusement factor: a low 4/10. What was this music career going to be? Would it be like Johnny Depp and focus on an instrument? Or maybe be more like a singing/lead singer career like Ed Westwick (Chuck Bass)? Or something surprising like Ryan Gosling’s band? Or maybe he’ll just do the Johnny Cash thing as a career?

Whatever his style, he has to be pretty good at it to take such a big risk. Amirite?

Nope. He chose rapping:

Amusement Factor: 9/10!  This has to be a joke. This is an epic fail. This is a bigger fail than Obama flubbing his oath because of excitement. Phoenix brought this on himself. Now what makes my amusement factor get a 10? This:

Yes, that’s right he fell off the stage. I can’t decide he is either a: a boy at a bar-mitzvah or b: playing peek-a-boo.  Either way TOTAL BUY!