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Eff You, Punxsutawney Phil! It’s cold out. STILL! And it’s completely your ugly-faced fault! I used to celebrate Groundhog’s Day. And it was only because I felt bad for you (and I love Bill Murray). But you know, you’ve been doing this poking your head out of a hole for years now, can’t you just look the other way? Seriously, you should know by now which way the sun is looking.

If I knew if ground pig meat was good, I’d totally have you for dinner. Cook you over a fire, because it’s cold and fires are warm! And, you probably wouldn’t taste good. Wait, come to think of it… you’re just too fat and too stupid and too ugly to even consider to eat.

I’ve got adorable spring outfits, skirts, sweatshirts, dresses, tank tops, painted toenails to show off. Step your cake up, Spring. Are you really gonna let a rodent tell you when to warm up? Wimp.

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