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Let’s face it. David H. is not the same guy he was when he was on Baywatch. I think things are so bad for “The Hoff” that he has even lost his superstar status in Germany. Ouch.

Just when you thought things couldn’t have gotten worse after the hamburger eating sesh, they did. He became a judge on America’s Got Talent. So with that (not) going for him and really no career moves since being a punchline in 2006’s Click, Hasslehoff should just take a knee and call it a career.

But no. He agreed to be in a CollegeHumor knock-off video. Watch it in full disgust:

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Yeah. Lame right? It’s like half-failed Yacht Rock + half-failed viral video = Full Failure

How is “Don’t Hassle The Hoff”Hasslehoff the same Hasslehoff as “Jump In My Car”Hasslehoff?? It just doesn’t make sense!

I don’t know, guy, I don’t see a legitimate comeback or a repeat meme anywhere in the future for you.