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Don’t Buy: Star Trek Cologne

I don’t want to only rag on Star Trek but they are making it very difficult for me. They already sell everything in creation. But now, YOU CAN SMELL LIKE STAR TREK! I’m pretty sure that may be the most sexually unappealing smell of all time. I am curious what this will smell like. I have come up with a list of potential scents to look out for.

- Plastic Wrap
- LASERS!!!! or should i say phaser… ugh
- Leonard Nemoy
- Funions
- Ben-Gay
- Inhaler
- Social Awkwardness
- Space? Aliens? Alien Vagina?
- Glue… for new appendages or whatever you people do.
- Haggis
- Scotch
- Toupee
- George Takei’s Boyfriend
- A Convention Center
- Plastic Costumes
- Starch
- Green Body Paint
- Denver Omelet
- Pushing a joke too far

Well it could be worse… they could be selling sex panther… Oh wait.

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  5. I have to disagree with you,in part, I was given RED SHIRT one of the Star Trek colognes, and have gotten nothing but compliments and people on my neck wondering what is that smells so good.
    (Even one teenager said it smells like happiness when I get in the car) Lol, They laugh when say the name,but relent and say it does smell good though.

    I have not smelled the others, so I cannot speak to it. I am curious about you. Have you actually smelled them? Your blog doesn’t really say that you have and this is where your opinion comes from, but it does show the disdain for capitalism of the franchise in this way. (which I won’t argue about)

    But I have found RED SHIRT to be a good product.

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