Buy Or Don’t Buy

Now I am what you would call a sports fan. I get upset when my teams win or lose, call bad plays, or do things I disagree with. Now as a sports fan there is a lot of tradition invovled with your team. Since players can’t stay forever you wan’t a few things to stay the same. Take for example March Madness. I don’t know when the month of March was commited to the insane asylum but it’s there now.

Now then, I would imagine this month has been crazy for a while we we’re sans madness for what felt like most of it. It’s now April and the craziness isn’t over. Whats the deal with that? Why did March get released from the grips of insanity? Has April gone mad? Should we be frightened for our other precious months? What will we call this craziness in April? I submit Asylum April! get it?

This isn’t the only sport suffering. Baseball playoffs used to be in October… Guess they are getting the MADNESS!

I don’t buy this… Even with my cleaver name.