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Another day another bailout. The banks, mortgage companies, Detroit (all of it?), and now the MTA.

“Teabaggers,” (people that seem to be pretty well off) are complaining that they don’t want to be taxed anymore then they already are! If you ask me that takes some balls. Also, forcing your kids to protest with you holding signs (that I’m sure they don’t understand) is pretty damn classy as well. To sweeten the pot and seal the awesome deal they name their protests after the act of a man putting his balls on something. I don’t know who said republicans don’t have a sense of humor but man, they were wrong!

I am here to set the record straight…

Hey Wilford Brimley, do you think I care about how much you are getting taxed?

no.

That goes for the rest of you “teabaggers” as well. I just want to be able to get an unlimited metro card.

Angry about taxes? Wanna protest? Well you’re gonna be pissed when you find out you don’t have a park to protest in. Yeah, that’s socialism funded by taxes. I’m pretty sure if things keep going the way they are were going to see a lot of budget cuts.

How about you try protesting at Chase Manhattan Park? or in front of the Wal-Mart white house? Businesses totally love accept deal with you having your first amendment rights on their property.

I don’t understand why we don’t take the money away from the people who stole it… Is that to much to ask? I’m looking at you Madoff.