Buy Or Don’t Buy

You know how the media finds one quote and blows it out of proportion? Well, that’s what I am going to do here.

Stephen Moyer who plays the lame, “responsible” vampire on HBO’s True Blood had this to say about Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight vampire star Robert Patterson:

He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.

Awesome! Let the battle begin. I’m personally playing Sweden in this war. After all, both vampire adaptations have something enjoyable. I love True Blood for its drama, twists and turns and more dynamic characters. However, I love Twilight for the opposite. Twilight has unintended humor, blatantly lame plot lines, and creepy characters. I also like that Twilight breaks the rules, while True Blood follows them. However both vampires avoid drinking human blood.

So which vampire would win? IDK! Vampire Bill has got sharp fangs, a need for speed, and has sex with no reservations which in fact makes him less of a pussy. However, Twilight’s Edward Cullen doesn’t have a desire to recycle (making him at least less nerdy) and he is older, which in the True Blood world makes him the stronger vampire.

In a battle scenario, who knows what would happen. Bill seems to have more powers, while Edward can just stand there and sparkle. However, that sparkling power comes from being in the daylight. It is possible that Edward is a pussy and would just burn Bill’s house down.

So what “team” are you on?

Source: ONTD, Feoamante, BuddyTV, SMH