Buy Or Don’t Buy

Just a few months ago everyone asked “Who is Bradley Cooper?” when (false) rumors arose that he was cast as the Green Latern. But then The Hangover came out and was a box office smash, making $16.3M opening day. Now he is awesome. He is even cast along side Liam Neeson in the A-Team!

But B.C. is letting me down. He’s the man! So why is he “monkeying” around and down with Jennifer Aniston! Aniston just seems to taint every guy she dates. Now he’s as good as trash! (Proof!) Basically… dating Jennifer Aniston is a loss of points. She used to be the hot one on Friends (probably because a lack of other choices), but even after a nude photo shoot, she’s still “doggedly” unattractive.

Poor Bradley Cooper. His star is finally rising for the first time since his 2001 Alias role, only to be crushed by PR dating stunt or just poor dating decision. Look what happened to John Mayer. He was gonna be a ladies man, exploring “body wonderlands“, now he’s claim to fame is that he had a rocky romance with Aniston.

Transcend Coop!

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