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As well all know Michael Jackson died last week, along with Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon. But that does not mean that every celebrity died regardless of how much as the Internet wants us to believe.

Rumor had it that Jeff Goldblum died. And Britney Spears. And Harrison Ford. And Ellen DeGeneres. The rumor mill has even come full circle. Yep, that’s right. Rumor has it that MJ’s still alive and kicking.

All the gullible people really ruin the Internet for me sometimes. Not to mention, all these hoaxes just seem to be jinxing other “celebrities.” RIP Billy Mays.