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Remember Bridget Jones’s Diary? It was about some 30-something chubster approaching life as a teenager. Trying to figure out boys by writing in her diary.

Oh good, so you do. Well remember the sequel? Where she carries on with her adolescent behavior but somehow ends up in a Thai prison, but becomes a hero because she paints people’s toenails? How “legally blonde” of her. Well, don’t worry no one remembers that story. Well, almost no one.

Someone who remembers both of those movies thought making a part three would be a great idea. So, that’s what duck-faced Renee is doing. She’s plumping up for the role that made her famous. So what is the story line? Well she already got the career, friends and most importantly, for a woman, a man! So what now? A wedding? No! That would be sexist, women think about other things besides weddings. So what?

This time, the story will likely focus on 40-ish Bridget’s desire to have a baby before time runs out. (source)

Perfect! A storyline no one will ever get tired of. Women and babies. And hey, that internal clock… it will never stop ticking! Thanks modern science!

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