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What do these two images have to do with each other?

I say nothing, but as usual, I’m wrong.

Let’s start here: Michael Jackson’s dead. He isn’t coming back. It’s sad, but it had to be said. Sure his music will continue to live on. But as far as Michael is concerned, he isn’t coming back.

You might think to yourself, uh duh Sara, when someone dies, they’re done. Well apparently this needs clarification. With the memorial services complete, some fans and regular ol’ nutjobs have continued to look for Jackson. And as far as they’re concerned, they found him.

They’ve found him in that tree stump. And on that car hood.

Good lord. His death is bigger than Princess Diana. If Beanie Babies were still made, they’d make 40 Michael Jackson ones. In a decade, there will be a special on USA network that takes up a whole weekend. I’m personally over it. In fact, if I hear “Thriller” one more time in 2009, who knows what’ll do. I know what I won’t do. Look to nature for answers.