Buy Or Don’t Buy

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Buy: WALNUTS!

This lady asks Walnuts a “question” about barry. She starts with something about money and then says he is going against the Constitution, then questions if he understands it… Talk about stage fright. MAKE SENSE ETHEL! Mccain follows this by making a face. I would describe it as uncomfortable. Which is exactly how I feel [...]

Buy: This Submission to I Can Has Hot Dog

They’re making a sequel to the cat cheezburger book. It’s with dogs.

Right??

Buy: This Random Peeps vs. Period Test

How cool is this Peeps v. Always absorption test?

Now that is raw, hands-on journalism.

Buy: Barney Frank

These town hall “meetings” are getting out of hand. No one is offering real criticism. I even heard someone call Obama’s policies “Nazi Socialist.” Are you fucking kidding me? You morons don’t know the difference between Socialism and Fascism? These meetings are so frustrating to watch or even hear about.

Then there’s this picture that I [...]

Pre-Order: New Moon

Why:

it’s complicated
it’s stepped up another notch
more action
heartbroken-ness
exciting
pushing to next level
fucking werewolves

AND 30lbs more!

At this point, instead of tranforming into a werewolf on command, I’m sure I just transformed into a tween. Expect my reaction video coming soon*.
*never

Don’t Buy: Legos, The Movie

What is up with this trend to take toys from yesteryear and make them into some hollywood travesty?
First it was Transformers, then GI Joe, and Candy Land and Where’s Waldo is in the mix, but now the clinch pin of childhood toys and memories: LEGOs!
Legos was the only toy that both my brother and I [...]

Buy: Levi Johnston & Kathy Griffin 4-Ever

For some reason, I can never get enough of crappy celebrity gossip. My favorite piece of gossip: Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston together.
Chances are that Kathy Griffin is doing it for a publicity stunt, that’s cool, that’s what she does. And Levi, from Sarah Palin fame, needed a summer vacation. And for me, it’s just [...]

Pre-Order: Where the Wild Things Are

With every new release, whether it be stills, leaked video, trailers, posters and just general information, I fall more and more in love with this Spike Jonze project.
So it’s no surprise that when a new trailer came out this morning, it only sealed the deal that this film would fall under the category of a [...]

Don’t Buy: Pete Yorn - Back and Fourth

I can’t help fighting the idea that Pete Yorn trying to be M. Ward.
His newest disc, Back and Fourth reeks of M. Ward similarities, down to the scruffy voice and Saddle Creek sound, even to the point of getting producer Mike Mogis of Bright Eyes fame to hop on board. Add this to the fact [...]