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Don’t Buy: The Human Centipede: The First Sequence

Because this is so indescribable, and really just gross read the quoted summary:

Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist, he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature…(Source: Dread Central)

Now look at that image.

Where do i begin?

1. Centipedes are gross
2. Attached “Mouth-to-anus”… yuck
3. The first sequence? There will be more??
4. A world without KNEES? Would be a world without me (being that my last name is Knee)

    What are your thoughts? Is this something you would see? Would you see it if it was in 3-D?

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    7 Comments, Comment or Ping

    1. Jim Fantastic
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      Oct 13th, 2009

      are you kidding me? this looks like one of the most inventive horror movies in a long time. i have talked to those who have seen it and they claim it is not only masterfully directed, but it is startlingly funny and the acting is superb. in a genre that needs ingenuity the most, the human centipede should be well worth the buy

    2. DogRotor
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      Dec 13th, 2009

      When will it be available? I’m not sure how you can write about a not buying a product that’s not able to be bought.

    3. NS Logan
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      Apr 4th, 2010

      They gave the filom The Ruins a bad wrap, but it was a money maker, and it is also an original. Some people have better imagination than those that just keep making reruns of the classics. Halloween was great with Jaime Lee Curtis, but the remakes (SUCK). Never seen a film where the F word is so overly used.
      I can see The Human Centepede being a hit among the horror fans. It’s an original with a twist (no pun intended).

    4. Charlie
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      May 11th, 2010

      Jim, you’re an idiot. The acting is terrible and it’s just an all around disgusting movie looking for attention from shock value.

    5. hey, you said you know people who have seen it… i want to see it, but i cannot find it available anywhere. its not on amazon or any websites, do you know how i can get it?

      thanks

    6. Veronica
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      Jun 9th, 2010

      If you go to http://www.letmewatchthis.com/watch-286435-The-Human-Centipede you found some sites you can watch it :)

    7. Bill
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      Jun 24th, 2010

      I respectfully disagree with “Don’t Buy”. Don’t believe the hype, I saw it & was VERY underwhelmed. There are far, far sicker and more disturbing movies made that rake in big $$. Great villain & cinematography & original idea. Ultimately relies on too many horror cliches: One which is so lame and over-used, it really disappoints. What I liked about the movie is you are supposed to feel sympathy for the victims, despite how 2-dimensional they are. Too many horror movies expect you to cheer for the bad guy and victims are disposable.

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