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I don’t follow college football (that’s why happens when you have a foreign father and went to college at a school with no team), and I possess little-to-no analytical knowledge of the NFL, but still! I’m going to be live-blogging the first round of the 2010 NFL Draft, starting in about…oh, 15 minutes. Why?
1. Everyone [...]

I mean there kinda really were a lot of unresolved questions:
-Was the White House rebuilt?
-Did Randy Quaid survive?
-Does Jeff Goldblum have other things to say with his hands?
-Are there other black pilots?
-ARE ALIENS REAL?!!?#!!!
Here are my re-purposed slogans for ID42 and ID43:
We’ve always believed we weren’t alone. Pretty soon, we’ll wish we had more alone [...]

Unlike most of the shows it shares a network with, ABC Family’s “10 Things I Hate About You” is good, clean and fun*, a 30-minute bubble-bath of squeaky shiny teens and their squeaky shiny problems.
*A roundup: “Greek” is good and fun, but hardly clean; “Ruby and the Rockets” is clean and fun, but never good; [...]

That, in itself, is a miracle, don’t you think? No? I have to sell you on this?  Okay.

And I quote “Magic everywhere in this bitch”
And I quote again: “Fuckin Magnets, How Do They Work?”
They are wearing clown make-up… and the one guy is a fatty! Hilarious
ICP fans (like this guy)
This:

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Whether it was by the hand of irony, post-irony or of ‘The New Sincerity,’ the term ‘guilty pleasure’ has been stripped of much of its meaning recently, to the extent that I can’t remember the last time I heard it used correctly. Too often will people use it when they really mean ‘lame thing I [...]