Buy Or Don’t Buy

I mean there kinda really were a lot of unresolved questions:

-Was the White House rebuilt?
-Did Randy Quaid survive?
-Does Jeff Goldblum have other things to say with his hands?
-Are there other black pilots?
-ARE ALIENS REAL?!!?#!!!

Here are my re-purposed slogans for ID42 and ID43:

We’ve always believed we weren’t alone. Pretty soon, we’ll wish we had more alone time to get done those errands we put off.

THESE extraterrestrials don’t want to phone home…They want to text.

EARTH Take a good look. It could be your last. Ha. Made you look.

Don’t make plans for August. It is really hot.

The question of whether or not we are alone in the universe has been answered. Next summer… the question will be re-posed and hopefully answered in a different context.

Enjoy The Superbowl. It May Be Your Second to Last (Superbowl Promo)

On July 2nd, they arrive on vacation. On July 3rd, they strike gold at a strip joint. On July 4th, we fight back against sex tourism.

On July 2, 2011, the aliens came. On July 3, 2011, the aliens saw and struck. On Independence Day 2011, the human race will CONQUER ONCE MORE WHAT ONCE WAS THEIRS ONCE.

(h/t: coming soon)