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Sigh.

It really does make the game go a lot faster.

The Fuck You, Penguin blog is best read from the ground up.
This guy hates cute animals.

The posts aren’t as fun in January, maybe because he ran out of cute animal pics. And started marketing the t-shirts. Kinda ruins the flow of the blog.
But check out “How come there is only one set of footprints, [...]

Time Warner emailed me today to say that New York is going completely digital; all TVs are switching from analog to digital on February 17th, which means people will have to buy a bloody converter for their antennae to work.

On February 17th, memories of my brother and I bonding over spreading tin foil over our [...]

Fun game: Restaurant Health Inspection Results Online!
Just type in your zip, and sort by violation points!
Click on the number to the right for the detailed view!
Extra points if you find this lil guy:

Evidence of roaches or live roaches present in facility’s food and/or non-food areas.
Are they dead or alive roaches? Are they in the food [...]

Both Bowie AND Elvis were born unto us on this day!!
When were these babies born? Would Elvis have eaten them? Maybe Caesar Salad Baby:

Gross!! Best comment:

“One Tree Hill: The one show that will leave you wanting more!”

I don’t think I’ve heard anything more true.

Worst day ever?

Maryland’s Attorney General, Douglas F. Gansler, announced an agreement with MillerCoors that will result in the nationwide discontinuance of the country’s top-selling pre-mixed alcoholic energy drink, Sparks.
As part of the agreement across 14 states, the mega brewer will not produce any caffeinated alcohol beverages in the future. Sparks future was in doubt [...]

Sally sized up the mid-morning crowd at Starbucks and approached a gray-haired man at the butt end of the line. He seemed to be scaling the two varieties of yogurt and granola, one peach and raspberry, the other strawberry and banana, with his hands, as if determining which weighed more. “Sir,” she said, tapping him [...]