Buy Or Don’t Buy

Everytime I walk down any street I see this huge (11/28) sign. It makes me think we’re going to have a terrorist attack on (11/28).
Here:
Do something good every day.
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Breaking Glass: a 1980 movie about a Kate Bush figure (doesn’t record anything in her punk years, wears white face makeup that girls begin to imitate, signs a record deal that turns her music into empty new wave femme vocal tracks, band turns from band name to KATE) that lays out one/the transition between punk [...]

Okay, Apple. We get it. You are our Lord and Savior. You have single-handedly converted the whole international population from IRL to URL. We’ll all drop $400 every time we get a sad face icon in order to keep feeding the addiction. Well, almost all of us.
In an attempt to win over the last percentage [...]

Things I would order at Cappuccino & Tattoo:
1) cappuccino (0:19)
2) americano (8:12)
3) bronxian betty boop (9:30)
4) service! (9:31)
5) an oral history, perchance a dream? (11:45)
6) triple macchiato(!) (31:08)
7) a pumpkin (for autumn) (41:08)

A website called inSpot has created a handful of aesthetic lil’ eCards that anonymously impend your doom after you allow Outlook to download graphics.

For some reason, the site is broken up into cities, and different cities have differently designed cards. And for another bizarre reason, San Francisco’s are more masculine. My mind is being blown [...]

Kristy Thomas: Medium brown hair, usually worn in pony-tail, friendly smile
Kristy is known for her great ideas!! Another of Kristy’s great ideas was the Kid-Kit.
Stacey McGill: Permed blond hair, blue eyes, slender
Stacey has diabetes, and has been hospitalized several times as a result.
Claudia Kishi: Long raven black hair, almond shaped brown eyes
Claudia is the only [...]

Check out the quick cuts on this guy!
On aliens and ethics:

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On puking commie lies (check out Sara the Usher in the background!):
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On a woman who hunts and fishes:

Mrrow. Kissy kissy. Gruff. Ruff, ra-RUFF, ra-rohlf. Nuzzlllz.

Sniff, sniff. Frrrrrrrraww. Ssssssss. Snapkrak.

Ca-caw! Ca-caw!! Ehhharrhh.
Rrrrrip. whimper.  Get out from under there!
If you can’t change the world, change yourself. So says Ms. Cutout Dissection.com:

Despite her legally changing the name, she said most of her family members still call her Jennifer.
“It will take me a while,” said her [...]

Google must house a fountain of youth in between their ping pong table and scooter rack. My arch enemy Nick sent me the link to a new lab feature on gmail. Why are they so relevant? Why is he so relevant? A new Lab feature (under Gmail Settings) offers Mail Goggles,
When you enable Mail Goggles, [...]