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Since I am now a part of the cubicle culture, I think about what could make this culture better. And I think I got it. To make people jealous of your cubicle mates you have to make a fun video showing how quirky and fun your colleagues are. Just look how fun these Google employees [...]

It’s time to call attention to celebrities’ hard work. They write poetry, tweet their every thought and sing about stuff just for us! It just isn’t right to ignore them.  Tributes, roasts and impersonations seem so passe and impersonal. The newest and best way to recognize their creative work is by having other celebrities present [...]

Okay, okay! I get it. There will be movies made based off childhood games. I’m tired of hating and complaining about this losing battle. Candyland is a land of imagination and tasty treats, a happy Hansel and Gretel! Monopoly… borderline boring, but not if it’s a Blade Runner-esque picture!
So now it’s Risk. RISK? I couldn’t [...]

Who isn’t tired of watching hipster mockeries? I sure am. That’s why the “We Are Douchebag” campaign is so refreshing. It’s a group that everyone hates!

HBO better cancel their Ellen Page hipster show for a douchebag show, pronto!

Halloween is around the corner and even though nothing awesome seems to be happening, everyone knows your costume has to spectacular.
There are these unwritten rules for Halloween costumes. It can’t be lame. It has to be relevant, but not overly ironic. It has to be unique. And it has to be easily recognizable. If you [...]

Because this is so indescribable, and really just gross read the quoted summary:
Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When [...]

Why:

it’s complicated
it’s stepped up another notch
more action
heartbroken-ness
exciting
pushing to next level
fucking werewolves

AND 30lbs more!

At this point, instead of tranforming into a werewolf on command, I’m sure I just transformed into a tween. Expect my reaction video coming soon*.
*never

What is up with this trend to take toys from yesteryear and make them into some hollywood travesty?
First it was Transformers, then GI Joe, and Candy Land and Where’s Waldo is in the mix, but now the clinch pin of childhood toys and memories: LEGOs!
Legos was the only toy that both my brother and I [...]

For some reason, I can never get enough of crappy celebrity gossip. My favorite piece of gossip: Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston together.
Chances are that Kathy Griffin is doing it for a publicity stunt, that’s cool, that’s what she does. And Levi, from Sarah Palin fame, needed a summer vacation. And for me, it’s just [...]

With every new release, whether it be stills, leaked video, trailers, posters and just general information, I fall more and more in love with this Spike Jonze project.
So it’s no surprise that when a new trailer came out this morning, it only sealed the deal that this film would fall under the category of a [...]