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Don’t Buy: Whopper ® Virgins, Flame-Broiled Just The Way You Like Them

Rather than holding the pickles, Burger King finds itself being asked to hold “the world’s purest taste test” as criticism mounts for its most recent advertising campaign, in which the burger maker is conducting an epic search for the Whopper ® Virgins of the world in hopes of finding an unbiased answer to that age [...]

Don’t Buy: Jay Leno

Something light and digestible for Friday:

He sucks. A total lame cake. Yes, that video is funny, sure. But really what a block head. It’s really time for him to turn his show over to Conan, a man that can really connect with his audience. No body wants to go on Lame Leno, but it was [...]

Buy: Two Birds Lying Side by Side Next to a Hot Piece of Granite

Things I would order at Cappuccino & Tattoo:
1) cappuccino (0:19)
2) americano (8:12)
3) bronxian betty boop (9:30)
4) service! (9:31)
5) an oral history, perchance a dream? (11:45)
6) triple macchiato(!) (31:08)
7) a pumpkin (for autumn) (41:08)

Buy: WiFi Personification

I don’t know about you people, but I drink coffee. And sometimes it comes from coffeeshops. Yes, crazy, right? Well, not really.
Let me paint a picture. You go into one of these little cute cafe to get yourself a midafternoon snack, or a morning cup of coffee, or just to read a book  while looking [...]

Don’t Buy: “Who I’d Have A Beer with” Voting Mentality

I’m in a political mood today. The last presidential debate is today. I am volunteering from 2:30-10:30 today at the media filing center and spin-alley during the debate, so it’s only logical for me to post about politics. So here ya go: Another reason to vote for Obama.

We’ll there is the mentality to vote for [...]

Don’t Buy: Continental Breakfasts

Mr. Breakfast defines a continental breakfast as

A light breakfast that may include a selection of coffees, teas, juices, fruits, toast, breakfast cereals and assorted pastries. The presence of meat is a primary distinguishing factor between a “regular” breakfast and a continental one. A continental breakfast will never includes meat. [ed's note: :(, both [...]

Don’t Buy: Sparks Narcs

Sparks, for those who unfortunately are not familiar with the brightly colored canned beverage, is a mix of caffeine and alcohol produced by MillerCoors. And its been the alternative to PBR for hipster drink.
This post was gonna be a “buy” about MillerCoor’s plans to create and produce a newer version of Sparks dubbed Sparks RED. [...]

Don’t Buy: Family Guy Dude

I hate this show. Yes, it brought me to the occasional chuckle. But, ever since South Park brought down Family Guy with a 2-part episode, I have not been able to enjoy it, even for a little since then. But what brought on my don’tbuyiness to the creator of the show recently?
Well, I know the [...]

Don’t Buy: Politics

Before I’m burned at the retard stake, let me ask you one question: Have you ever watched a baby chick die?

My mom’s sister and brother-in-law live on a farm on the east coast of Maryland. Most of the farm’s energies used to funnel into Perdue’s skinless boneless. Our car passed rows on rows of long [...]

Don’t Buy: Animal Sexuality

I love Orangina. It’s my favorite beverage not named ‘Pineapple Juice.’ That said, look at their new advert and tell me it doesn’t creep the shit out of you:

As child advocate Claude Knights told The Telegraph:
The almost sinister portrayal of animals in an animation style filled with sexual innuendo leads to very mixed and confused [...]