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There was only one way 2009 could have gotten worse for Alex Rodriguez, and it just happened. From the NY Daily News:
A former Manhattan madam who supplied Eliot Spitzer with hookers also counted Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez as a customer - and found him so charming she dated him herself for free, former employees of [...]

As you know, I watch garbage on TV. Utter garbage. Rock of Love, Gossip Girl, PBS… you get the idea. But one piece of garbage I never got behind was American Idol.
It was cool that they use texting to involve the whole country, sure, that was new and cool. But now it’s old and [...]

Okay, I’ve become obsessed. Twilight is a horrible book that is bad for womens’ rights and written by a Mormon that I haven’t read. The movie, which my friends and fans of the book aren’t down with and that teeny boppers are all about, has become one of my latest gossip-craving obsessions.
The first movie was [...]

Bobby Jindal is the governor of Louisiana. Last night, he gave the official Republican rebuttal to Obama’s it’s-not-called-the-State-of-the-Union-but-who-are-we-kidding:

Fun things to compare Bobby Jindal to:
-Kenneth Parcell
-Mr. Rogers
-A second-grade teacher
-A magical elf
-Sarah Palin
-The “Forrest Gump” theatrical trailer
It’s so easy, anyone can do it! Post your own in the comments!

Sometimes I think things just happen to amuse me. For example, Joaquin Phoenix.
We all remember how he quit acting. His reasoning was to pursue a music career. Amusement factor: a low 4/10. What was this music career going to be? Would it be like Johnny Depp and focus on an instrument? Or maybe be more [...]

The first question American Apparel invokes in most people is, ‘Who would buy something like this?’ For most of the items, the easy answer is ‘hipsters.’ However, there are a few that are pitched at a completely different niche market.

This gold jacket, for instance, is for Israeli entertainment moguls.

And this faux-leather jacket is aimed at [...]

A couple months ago, star David Tennant announced that he would be leaving “Doctor Who” after the 2009 season, leaving the show’s producers to hunt for a new Doctor. Chiwetel Ejiofor and other names were thrown around. As I am American, I did not know who most of these people were. However, after an intense [...]

Both Bowie AND Elvis were born unto us on this day!!
When were these babies born? Would Elvis have eaten them? Maybe Caesar Salad Baby:

Gross!! Best comment:

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In the next week or so Obama is going to be naming his Energy advisor-people for his administration. The current concensus/rumor is that Dr. Steven Chu, a physicist from Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory with a Nobel Prize under his belt, will be named Energy Secretary. This is an actual Buy, [...]

Since Hillary Clinton is going to the State Department, someone needs to take her Senate seat, For some reason Caroline Kennedy’s name has come up. As a result, Richard Bradley at Slate decided to write a wonderfully random heavy-handed takedown of Caroline the likes of which I haven’t seen since Jonathan Chait drove through Delaware.
I [...]