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Buy: Point Break

Sorry, for the short posts. Really busy! Enjoy this!
This was made for mean magazine. Called cine-mashes features a bunch of different “mashes” with classics.
It might be the best parody of point break I’ve ever seen. Features some of Human Giant (Ansari and Huebel) and some of Reno 911 (Grant and Lennon). Gotta love Huebel’s Busey!
Only [...]

Don’t Buy: Pennsylvanians

It used to be that you could always count on Pennsylvanians to be pretty high-quality people. Benjamin Franklin, Betsy Ross, Winfield Scott Hancock, John Oates, Andrew Bryniarski, Liza Weil: credits to the Keystone State all. (Sadly, for some reason the only people the Pennsylvania magic has not extended to are US Presidents.)
But two popular stories [...]

Buy Or Don’t Buy: The Past Two Weeks

Another QuickHits edition!
Don’t Buy: The Jonas Brother Engagement — This is what happens when you make a 21-year-old wear a promise ring.
Buy: Sarah Palin’s Resignation — Two reasons: 1) She went out on top with a resignation speech that was full of the folksy sports metaphors and rhetorical nonsensicals that make a Palin speech a [...]

Buy: The Philippines Prison System

Now, we know wacko jacko Michael Jackson is dead and many people are ignoring parts of celebrating his life. You may remember the thriller dance done by the prison inmates. To continue on from what Nate’s talking about with dem tributes. Here’s the same prison paying their respects to the jacko MJ. Which makes the [...]

Don’t Buy: Celebrity Death Rumors

As well all know Michael Jackson died last week, along with Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon. But that does not mean that every celebrity died regardless of how much as the Internet wants us to believe.
Rumor had it that Jeff Goldblum died. And Britney Spears. And Harrison Ford. And Ellen DeGeneres. The rumor mill has [...]

Don’t Buy: Tweet-speak

Chuck Grassley is a United States Senator from Iowa. He has been in politics since 1959. He is a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, the Senate Committee on Agriculture and the Senate Finance Committee, of which he has twice been the Chair. He is also a grown man capable of expressing himself like an [...]

Don’t Buy: Reaction Videos

I looked up “reaction video” on UrbanDictionary:

A video, typically posted on YouTube, that depicts someone’s reaction to seeing or being shown a disturbing or frightening image or video. This is usually a shock site, a screamer or something similar.
This is a really lame concept. It’s the cheap-ass version of Sci Fi’s Scare Tactics: give [...]

Don’t Buy: Twitter’s Tween Meltdown

So I’m a fan of Twitter. I’ve been on it for almost 2 years and it has been treating me pretty nicely until late. Lately, the site was “found out” by the media, filled with spammers and I got the glimpses into people and lives I never wanted.
Remember the month (I think it was March) [...]

Buy: AplusK = Twitter caché

Apparently Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) has been doing the Twitter thing for a while now.  I must admit, I was previously influenced by my interpretation of his personal brand as America’s Zany Prankster Bro, but I’ve been pleasantly surprised by the topics he Tweets about! He’s a big proponent of Social Media, and has actually been doing some fun [...]

Buy: Michael Bay

The amount of Michael Bay parodies on the internet seem to have grown exponentially in the past couple of months. I guess people have figured out that he is, in fact, a hack who just likes blowing stuff up. I couldn’t be happier!

Personally I enjoy a Michael Bay movie every now and again. Some times I [...]