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The Fuck You, Penguin blog is best read from the ground up.
This guy hates cute animals.

The posts aren’t as fun in January, maybe because he ran out of cute animal pics. And started marketing the t-shirts. Kinda ruins the flow of the blog.
But check out “How come there is only one set of footprints, [...]

MSNBC has an article on its web site with the headline “Kenya’s elephants send text messages“. It’s not what you think.

[An animal-right's group] placed a mobile phone SIM card in Kimani’s collar, then set up a virtual “geofence” using a global positioning system that mirrored the conservatory’s boundaries. Whenever Kimani approaches the virtual fence, his [...]

I love Orangina. It’s my favorite beverage not named ‘Pineapple Juice.’ That said, look at their new advert and tell me it doesn’t creep the shit out of you:

As child advocate Claude Knights told The Telegraph:
The almost sinister portrayal of animals in an animation style filled with sexual innuendo leads to very mixed and confused [...]