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This lady asks Walnuts a “question” about barry. She starts with something about money and then says he is going against the Constitution, then questions if he understands it… Talk about stage fright. MAKE SENSE ETHEL! Mccain follows this by making a face. I would describe it as uncomfortable. Which is exactly how I feel [...]

These town hall “meetings” are getting out of hand. No one is offering real criticism. I even heard someone call Obama’s policies “Nazi Socialist.” Are you fucking kidding me? You morons don’t know the difference between Socialism and Fascism? These meetings are so frustrating to watch or even hear about.

Then there’s this picture that I [...]

B-Rock finally found a dog for the white house. This is Bo. The first dog. UGH!
I understand The President has a lot of things on his plate but picking out a dog is something that shouldn’t take more then an afternoon at a shelter.
Anywho, Bo is a gift from Ted Kennedy. Is apparently a boy [...]

Selling more tickets than you actually have available is common practice for the airline industry, because usually not everybody shows up. (Although I was thisclose to being stranded alone in Amsterdam one day last March because for once, everybody did.) It kind of sucks, but sometimes you can get a free upgrade to [...]

Let’s say you want to celebrate the inauguration. Let’s say you want to do it by purchasing a large cardboard cutout of Barack Obama, preferably one where he’s smiling and looking agreeable. That way you can imagine he’s laughing at one of your jokes, or appointing you Commerce Secretary or inviting you to play touch [...]

Sieg heil!?  … No, dumbass.
A) Barack Obama + taxing rich people = Adolf Hitler
Mmm…yeah…no.  Even if you ignore the fact that Hitler was not a Marxist…this is still retarded.  (Story)
B) Sarah Palin + 4 years = viable presidential candidate
This woman couldn’t even graduate college in 4 years.  (Story)
C) John Edwards - all integrity = viable [...]

It’s only six days until the election, and we’ve long since moved past talking about issues to talking about image. Is John McCain too grizzled? Is Barack Obama too cool? Is Joe Biden too greasy? (Just kidding. No one cares about Joe Biden’s image, not even Joe Biden)
Politicians have always used a variety of low-information [...]

A couple weeks ago there was a big hullabaloo when Barack Obama made the following remarks on the campaign trail:
Nobody thinks that Bush and McCain have a real answer to the challenges we face. So what they’re going to try to do is make you scared of me. You know, ‘he’s not patriotic enough, he’s [...]

So guys, remember the bright young time of two days ago, when I was chiding viral marketers for lazily making applications you couldn’t actually use?
What was it that I said? Ah yes, it was this:
What I didn’t like about this campaign was how shallow it was. Geekery is in the details. Nerds like diving deep [...]