Buy Or Don’t Buy

Another QuickHits edition!
Don’t Buy: The Jonas Brother Engagement — This is what happens when you make a 21-year-old wear a promise ring.
Buy: Sarah Palin’s Resignation — Two reasons: 1) She went out on top with a resignation speech that was full of the folksy sports metaphors and rhetorical nonsensicals that make a Palin speech a [...]

As well all know Michael Jackson died last week, along with Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon. But that does not mean that every celebrity died regardless of how much as the Internet wants us to believe.
Rumor had it that Jeff Goldblum died. And Britney Spears. And Harrison Ford. And Ellen DeGeneres. The rumor mill has [...]

We all know Billy Mays… you know, the guy on infomercials always yelling at you to buy his products? OxyClean, Big City Slider, Mighty Putty; you name the problem and he’s probably made some product to fix it.
But I’m not here to post about his products (I never have nor probably will use them), I [...]