Buy Or Don’t Buy

Another QuickHits edition!
Don’t Buy: The Jonas Brother Engagement — This is what happens when you make a 21-year-old wear a promise ring.
Buy: Sarah Palin’s Resignation — Two reasons: 1) She went out on top with a resignation speech that was full of the folksy sports metaphors and rhetorical nonsensicals that make a Palin speech a [...]

Because when you’re a website whose goal is to reduce everything to a simple binary opposition, there’s really only one way to write a movie review: bullet points! I’m putting in a jump, because there will be spoilers. Quick, to the rest of the post!