Buy Or Don’t Buy

Why:

it’s complicated
it’s stepped up another notch
more action
heartbroken-ness
exciting
pushing to next level
fucking werewolves

AND 30lbs more!

At this point, instead of tranforming into a werewolf on command, I’m sure I just transformed into a tween. Expect my reaction video coming soon*.
*never

I looked up “reaction video” on UrbanDictionary:

A video, typically posted on YouTube, that depicts someone’s reaction to seeing or being shown a disturbing or frightening image or video. This is usually a shock site, a screamer or something similar.
This is a really lame concept. It’s the cheap-ass version of Sci Fi’s Scare Tactics: give [...]

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The first movie was [...]