Buy Or Don’t Buy

Another QuickHits edition!
Don’t Buy: The Jonas Brother Engagement — This is what happens when you make a 21-year-old wear a promise ring.
Buy: Sarah Palin’s Resignation — Two reasons: 1) She went out on top with a resignation speech that was full of the folksy sports metaphors and rhetorical nonsensicals that make a Palin speech a [...]

Bobby Jindal is the governor of Louisiana. Last night, he gave the official Republican rebuttal to Obama’s it’s-not-called-the-State-of-the-Union-but-who-are-we-kidding:

Fun things to compare Bobby Jindal to:
-Kenneth Parcell
-Mr. Rogers
-A second-grade teacher
-A magical elf
-Sarah Palin
-The “Forrest Gump” theatrical trailer
It’s so easy, anyone can do it! Post your own in the comments!

Sieg heil!?  … No, dumbass.
A) Barack Obama + taxing rich people = Adolf Hitler
Mmm…yeah…no.  Even if you ignore the fact that Hitler was not a Marxist…this is still retarded.  (Story)
B) Sarah Palin + 4 years = viable presidential candidate
This woman couldn’t even graduate college in 4 years.  (Story)
C) John Edwards - all integrity = viable [...]

Tonight, the Vice Presidential debate will be on. A new episode of the Office will also be on. What is a girl to do?!
This kind of “what to do” dilemma is usually a don’t buy ’cause you end up missing one. But tonight, it’s different! It’s a win-win. Either one is gonna be a laugh [...]

So some big (kinda) news yesterday - that internet hacker protest group thingy “Anonymous” hacked into Sarah Palin’s Yahoo e-mail account and posted the files of a bunch of private e-mails.
Anonymous is already a vaguely well-known group because earlier this year they staged all these anti-Scientology protests and wore masks and shit. And while [...]

Ever since John McCain announced Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate on Friday, I’ve been going crazy trying to find as much information about her as possible.  The public has very little knowledge of her, and if things stay that way, it could actually be a boon to the Repubs.  Right now she [...]