Buy Or Don’t Buy

Readers, there are many times in life where you will find yourself presented with a total information overload. The next one minute and 49 seconds will be like that for you:

Where can we even begin to reckon with this? It’s best to start by eliminating the obvious. I’m not going to tread the well-worn path [...]

I love Orangina. It’s my favorite beverage not named ‘Pineapple Juice.’ That said, look at their new advert and tell me it doesn’t creep the shit out of you:

As child advocate Claude Knights told The Telegraph:
The almost sinister portrayal of animals in an animation style filled with sexual innuendo leads to very mixed and confused [...]